Definition of Retirement Ornament

Retired: (noun) 1. Enjoying life. 2. Travelling without a care in the world. 3. Everything is now officially “not my problem.” Whether it’s hanging from a tree, slapped on the fridge, or taking pride of place as a mini sign, this ornament sums up retirement in three perfect points. A gift for the retiree who’s traded their stress for sunsets and to-do lists for “not today.”